Arrr, ye dirty son of a biscuit eater, I caught ye lootin’ mo’ies

Crossing your eyes like a camaleon on crack is not very sexy, but, if your name is Kristen Bell or you look damn good, you are entitled to do whatever you want, well almost, you know, like girls use batrooms only to fix their make up, right?

This girl found the perfect pose for whenever occasion someone is taking a picture of her. She doesn’t close her mouth, not as a matter of speaking, but literally! Wide open.

Alternatively I can assume she had a root canal and her mouth got stuck wide open during the long procedure, you know you sit there with you opened mouth and the dentist keep asking “open more, open more” and after 2 hours like that you get this sort of paralysis of you jaw.

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The expression of the soccer player is priceless, totally WTF!

So I guess Data needed a BSOD to express some emotion like anger?! HUH? This is madness.

I admit it, sometimes, well, often, I feel like I would smash my computer when I see blue, I also have this this urge to go out and get a Mac, oops I meant install Ubuntu!!!

I think he missed a spot, right near the tail light, blood it’s a bitch to clean off.