I know it’s GOLD but I like to use this gif whenever some noobs keep posting old stuff

I truly enjoy watching this show and personally my favorite character is George Costanza, probably the only one that could actually master his acting role, there’s no line that could not be quoted.

It’s not a lie, if you believe it.

I’m much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs.

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.